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The History of the WBL

Here is the whole history of the Water Bottle League up until 5/12/2026. There may be some slight historical inaccuracies.


Eye-level view of a colorful assortment of water bottles on display
Eye-level view of a colorful assortment of water bottles on display

The Full History


Water Bottle League (WBL)


*AW = Automatic Win (12 Points)

*BR = Bell Rang

*ET = Enforced Tie

*CD = Commish’s Decision

*GP = Game Paused


Season 1:


1/6: Austin defeats Wyatt AW-8 (2-8)

1/7: Matthew defeats Wyatt AW-2 (6-2)

1/8: Evan defeats Kyron BR-7 (10-7)

1/9: Austin defeats Matthew 11-2

1/9: Timmy defeats Kyron 11-9 

1/12: Timmy defeats Evan 12-7

1/12: Miguel defeats Thomas 12-8

1/12: Miguel defeats Thomas BR-0 (2-0)


Standings:

  1. Miguel (2-0) - 8 PA

  2. Austin (2-0) - 10 PA

  3. Timmy (2-0) - 11 PA

  4. Evan (1-1) - 19 PA

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Matthew (1-1)

Kyron (0-2)

Wyatt (0-2)

Thomas (0-2)


*Matthew loses RPS tiebreaker with Evan.


Playoffs:


1/13: (SEMIS) 3. Timmy defeats 2. Austin 12-8

1/13: (SEMIS) 4. Evan defeats 1. Miguel 12-4

1/13: (CHAMPIONSHIP) 4. Evan defeats 3. Timmy 12-6


Season 2:


1/20: Austin defeats Timmy 11-1

1/20: Kyron defeats Matt 11-1

1/21: Austin defeats Thomas 12-8

1/21: Evan defeats Miguel 12-2

1/22: Thomas defeats Charlie 12-5

1/22: Timmy defeats Matthew 11-1

1/22: Miguel beats Jakoby 12-4 

1/27: Charlie and Jakoby not present, 0-0 (ET-ET)

1/27: Evan defeats Kyron AW-6


Standings:

  1. Evan (2-0) - 16 PD

  2. Austin (2-0) - 14 PD

  3. Kyron (1-1) - 4 PD

  4. Thomas (1-1) - 3 PD

  5. Timmy (1-1) - 0 PD

  6. Miguel (1-1) - -2 PD

  7. Charlie (0-1-1) - -7 PD

  8. Jakoby (0-1-1) - -8 PD

  9. Matt (0-2) - -20 PD


Playoffs:


1/27: (SEMIS) 2. Austin defeats 3. Kyron 11-0

1/27: (SEMIS) 1. Evan defeats 4. Thomas 12-4

1/27: (CHAMPIONSHIP) 1. Evan defeats 2. Austin 12-6


Season 3:


2/2: Timmy defeats Thomas 11-8

2/3: Shank defeats Gabe 12-8

2/3: Evan defeats Kyron 12-7

2/3 [EXHIBITION]: Shank defeats Jaxon 12-8

2/4: Miguel defeats Stoltz BR-9 (10-9)

2/5: Kyron defeats Thomas 11-9

2/5: Timmy defeats Evan 12-4

2/5: Shank defeats Jaxon 12-2

2/9: Stoltz defeats Miguel 11-10

2/9: Jaxon defeats Gabe 12-4

2/10: Thomas defeats Gabe 11-8

2/11: Stoltz defeats Miguel 12-10

2/11: Evan defeats Jaxon 11-8

2/12: Shank defeats Timmy 12-10

2/17: Stoltz defeats Thomas 12-10*

2/18: Jaxon defeats Miguel 12-10

2/19: Shank defeats Evan 12-8

2/19 [EXHIBITION]: Evan defeats Shannon 11-4

2/20: Gabe defeats Kyron 12-6

2/20: Timmy defeats Kyron 12-10

2/20 [EXHIBITION]: Kyron defeats Michael 12-10

2/23: Jaxon defeats Thomas 12-3

2/23: Miguel defeats Kyron 11-6

2/24: Thomas defeats Shank 11-8 

2/24: Shank defeats Miguel 11-8

2/25: Jaxon defeats Gabe 12-4

2/25: Kyron defeats Evan 11-6

2/26: Timmy defeats Stoltz 12-7

2/26: Timmy defeats Gabe 12-5

2/27 [EXHIBITION]: Shank defeats Kyron 12-8

3/2: Evan defeats Stoltz CD-0 (0-0)


Playoffs:


3/2 [PLAYOFFS]: 3. Jaxon defeats 6. Thomas 12-9

3/2 [PLAYOFFS]: 4. Evan defeats 5. Miguel 12-8

3/3 [PLAYOFFS]: 3. Jaxon defeats 2. Shank 12-10

3/4 [PLAYOFFS]: 4. Evan defeats 1. Timmy 11-2

3/4 [3RD PLACE GAME]: 1. Timmy ties with 2. Shank ET-ET (8-7)

3/6 [SUPER BOTTLE]: 3. Jaxon defeats 4. Evan 16-12


Pro Bottle:


3/5 [PRO BOTTLE GAME]: Charlie defeats Kyron 5-2

3/5 [BOTTLE FLIP DERBY]: Jaxon wins

3/5 [SPIN THE BOTTLE]: Evan wins


Standings:


  1. b - Timmy (5-1) - 23 PD

  2. b - Shank (5-1) - 20 PD

  3. x - Jaxon (4-2) - 14 PD

  4. x - Evan (3-3) - -9 PD

  5. x - Miguel (2-4) - -1 PD

  6. x - Thomas (2-4) - -10 PD

  7. dq - Stoltz (3-3) - -2 PD

  8. e - Kyron (2-4) - -11 PD

  9. e - Gabe (1-5) - -22 PD


*Stoltz disqualified for no-show.


Lightning In A Bottle Regular Season MVP Award: Timmy Selonke

Pro Bottle MVP Award: Jaxon Arndt

Bausman Bottle Champion Award: Jaxon Arndt


GOTY Contenders:

  • 2/9: Stoltz defeats Miguel (Throttle With The Bottle)

  • 2/12: Shank defeats Timmy (1 vs. 2)

  • 2/24: Thomas defeats Shank (Biggest Upset)

  • 3/2: Jaxon defeats Thomas (2-9 Comeback)

  • 3/3: Jaxon defeats Shank (2-8 Comeback)


Season 4 - Guillotine:


3/9: Michael defeats Jaxon 11-8

3/10: Thomas defeats Gabe 12-8

3/10: Shank defeats Stoltz 12-5

3/10 [EXHIBITION]: Kyron defeats Shannon CD-0 (3-0)

3/10 [EXHIBITION]: Charlie defeats Shannon BR-2 (8-2) 

3/12 [PLAY-IN] Shannon defeats Jakoby 11-4

3/16: Charlie defeats Shannon 11-10

3/16: Evan defeats Timmy 11-8

3/17: Kyron defeats Miguel 11-8

3/17: Timmy defeats Jaxon 12-10

3/18: Gabe defeats Miguel 11-8

3/18: Shannon defeats Stoltz 12-1

3/19: Jaxon defeats Shank 11-8

3/20: Thomas defeats Michael 12-9

3/20: Gabe defeats Evan 12-8

3/23: Timmy defeats Shannon 12-5

3/23: Charlie defeats Kyron 11-9

3/24: Shank defeats Shannon 14-2

3/24: Evan defeats Michael 12-10

3/26 [EXHIBITION]: Shank defeats Thomas 12-8

3/26 [EXHIBITION]: Kyron defeats Michael 12-4

3/26 [EXHIBITION]: Jaxon defeats Michael 12-0


Playoffs:


3/25 [PLAYOFFS]: 8. Jaxon defeats 1. Thomas 12-8*

4/13 [PLAYOFFS]: 5. Gabe defeats Timmy 11-6

4/14 [PLAYOFFS]: 7. Kyron defeats Charlie 11-3

4/15 [PLAYOFFS]: 6. Evan defeats Shank 11-10

4/20 [SEMIS]: 8. Jaxon defeats 7. Kyron 12-7

4/23 [SEMIS]: 5. Gabe defeats 6. Evan 11-8

*Playoff matchups slightly altered during semis for dramatic effect

4/24 [CHAMPIONSHIP]: Jaxon defeats Gabe 16-10


First Cut Standings:

  1. SAFE - Shank 1-0 (7 PD) 

  2. SAFE - Thomas 1-0 (4 PD)

  3. SAFE - Evan 1-0 (3 PD)

  4. SAFE - Michael 1-0 (3 PD)

  5. SAFE - Kyron 1-0 (3 PD)

  6. SAFE - Charlie 1-0 (1 PD)

  7. SAFE - Shannon 1-1 (10 PD)

  8. SAFE - Timmy 1-1 (-1 PD)

  9. SAFE - Gabe 1-1 (-1 PD)

  10. SAFE - Jaxon 0-2 (-5 PD)

  11. CUT - Miguel 0-2 (-6 PD)

  12. CUT - Stoltz 0-2 (-18 PD)

  13. CUT - Jakoby (Lost Play-In Game)


Second Cut Standings:

  1. SAFE - Timmy 1-0 (7 PD)

  2. SAFE - Gabe 1-0 (4 PD)

  3. SAFE - Jaxon 1-0 (3 PD)

  4. SAFE - Thomas 1-0 (3 PD)

  5. SAFE - Charlie 1-0 (2 PD)

  6. SAFE - Shank 1-1 (9 PD)

  7. SAFE  - Evan 1-1 (-2 PD)

  8. SAFE - Kyron 0-1 (-2 PD)

  9. CUT - Michael 0-2 (-5 PD)

  10. CUT - Shannon 0-2 (-19 PD)


Overall Standings:


  1. x - Thomas 2-0 (7 PD)

  2. x - Charlie 2-0 (3 PD)

  3. x - Shank 2-1 (16 PD)

  4. x - Timmy 2-1 (6 PD)

  5. x - Gabe 2-1 (3 PD)

  6. x - Evan 2-1 (1 PD)

  7. x - Kyron 1-1 (1 PD)

  8. x - Jaxon 1-2 (-2 PD)

  9. SECOND CUT - Shannon 2-2 (-9 PD)

  10. SECOND CUT - Michael 1-2 (-2 PD)

  11. FIRST CUT - Miguel 0-2 (-6 PD)

  12. FIRST CUT - Stoltz 0-2 (-18 PD)

  13. FIRST CUT - Jakoby (Lost Play-In Game)


Season 5 - 


4/27: Shannon defeats Thomas 11-10

4/27: Shank defeats Michael 12-0

4/28: Charlie defeats Gabe 11-4

4/28: Jaxon defeats Miguel 12-2

4/29: Kyron defeats Timmy 11-5

4/30: Charlie defeats Evan 11-2

4/30: Evan defeats Gabe 11-4

5/1: Jakoby defeats Michael 12-9

5/6 [EXHIBITION]: Jakoby defeats Holden CD-0 (?-0)

5/11: Miguel defeats Thomas 11-9

5/12: Shank defeats Shannon 12-3

5/12: Thomas defeats Jakoby 11-8


STANDINGS:


  1. Shank (2-0) - 21 PD

  2. Charlie (2-0) - 16 PD

  3. Jaxon (1-0) - 10 PD

  4. Kyron (1-0) - 6 PD

  5. Thomas (1-1) - 2 PD

  6. Jakoby (1-1) - 0 PD

  7. Evan (1-1) - -2 PD

  8. Shannon (1-1) - -8 PD

  9. Timmy (0-1) - -6 PD

  10. Miguel (0-1) -10 PD

  11. Gabe (0-2) - -14 PD

  12. Michael (0-2) - -15 PD


 
 
 

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